Muthafuckas tryin' to be like me...

wow wow wow.

2007-06-17T17:48:28Z

I always randomly come around to LJ and think of how lame this thing is yet I can't seem to delete it, lol. Anywho, how is everyone? Not too bad over here.. My got married yesterday, her wedding was amazing. I'm feeling a little sick today from all the champagne, wine, and liqour O=] Anyways, everyone have a fab summer =]

Damn...

2006-10-28T08:58:52Z

I havent posted since late February... I defiantly forgot about the LJ world =/ I've had this sucker for like 6/7 years... too bad this didn't get hacked instead of my myspace I almost had for four years =[ Anywhooooo. Hope everyone is doing well =] I'm sure I won't post in a while so... Happy Halloween, Happy Thanksgiving, Merry Christmas, Happy New Year, Happy Valentines Day and well.. I should be back by then =D

lolz, read this shit.

2006-02-21T19:19:20Z

Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His
birthday was coming up and he thought this was a good time to tell his
mother what he wanted.

Mom, I want a bike for my birthday.

Little Leroy was a bit of a troublemaker. He had gotten into trouble at
school and at home. Leroy's mother asked him if he thought he deserved to
get a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy, of course, thought he did.
Leroy's mother, being a Christian woman, wanted him to reflect on his
behavior over the last year and write a letter to God and tell him why he
deserved a bike for his birthday. Little Leroy stomped up the steps to his
room and sat down to write God a letter..

LETTER 1:
Dear God:
I have been a very good boy this year and I would like a bike for my
birthday. I want a red one.
Your friend,
Leroy

Leroy knew this wasn't true. He had not been a very good boy this year,
so he tore up the letter and started over.

LETTER 2:
Dear God:
This is your friend Leroy. I have been a pretty good boy this year, and I
would like a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you,
Leroy

Leroy knew this wasn't true either. He tore up the letter and started
again.

LETTER 3:
Dear God:
I have been an OK boy this year and I would really like a red bike for my
birthday.
Leroy

Leroy knew he could not send this letter to God either, so he wrote another
letter.

LETTER 4:
Dear God:
I know I haven't been a good boy this year. I am very sorry. I will be a
good boy if you just send me a red bike for my birthday.
Thank you,
Leroy

Leroy knew, even if it was true, this letter was not going to get him a
bike.

By now, Leroy was very upset. He went downstairs and told his mother he
wanted to go to church.
blah blah yeahhh: ok
thaprinse421: Leroy's mother thought her plan had worked because Leroy looked very sad.
Just be home in time for dinner, his mother said. Leroy walked down the
street to the church and up to the altar. He looked around to see if
anyone was there. He picked up a statue of the Virgin Mary. He slipped it
under his shirt and ran out of the church, down the street, into his house,
and up to his room. He shut the door to his room and sat down with a piece
of paper and a pen.

Leroy began to write his letter to God.

LETTER 5:
I GOT YOUR MAMA.
IF YOU WANT TO SEE HER AGAIN, SEND THE BIKE.
Signed,
YOU KNOW WHO

dsl_babe @ 2006-02-13T23:26:00

2006-02-14T04:26:42Z

http://img430.imageshack.us/img430/7831/valentinesday6lc.jpg

teehheee.

2006-02-05T23:37:53Z

Your results:
You are The Flash

The Flash		90%
Catwoman		80%
Supergirl		75%
Hulk		70%
Green Lantern		65%
Wonder Woman		60%
Iron Man		60%
Superman		40%
Spider-Man		35%
Robin		30%
Batman		20%

Fast, athletic and flirtatious.

Click here to take the Superhero Personality Test

lolllz.

2006-01-26T02:02:05Z

I asked the magic cactus,
Should I stop looking for a boyfriend?
and THE MAGIC CACTUS SAID TO ME:
FUCK NO.

reality subversion @ www.irreality.net

dsl_babe @ 2006-01-21T21:42:00

2006-01-22T02:42:20Z

MENTOS...you are very witty and cool at all times
you don't follow the crowd and you make your
own rules..."Mentos, the
Fresh-maker..."

What Type of Candy Are You?
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dsl_babe @ 2006-01-12T17:19:00

2006-01-12T22:19:46Z

<td align="center" style="background: #000000; color: #FFFFFF;">Danielle's Random Movie Quote:

'Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?'

- Frank, Donnie Darko

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com</td>

Fuck yeah, makes me think about the old days chilling with the Krew && Lindsey.
Miss those days =/

JOIN!

2006-01-04T02:34:44Z

www.livejournal.com/community/_weareffinghawt

who the fuck is this?

2005-12-30T16:06:41Z

xXloveOrHaTe17: hahahahahahahah yeah bitch you need to wake up and realize how many guys youve fucked you get fucking ran through by multiple dicks on a daily basis your a fat disgusting slut who posts pictures of herself naked all over the internet you dirty ugly slut go fuck some niggers your not going anywhere in life except the health department to get diagnosed with fucking every std there is you aids-riden whore

keepsake.

2005-11-18T18:34:43Z

JOIN!

2005-11-17T23:35:56Z

You don't say?

2005-11-17T03:07:17Z

Take the quiz: "what kind of drug are you? (includes pictures)"

xtc.
you are xtc.amazing, wild, sexy and young.

cool.

2005-11-02T22:32:09Z

This Is My Life, Rated
Life:	6.8
Mind:	7.1
Body:	8.2
Spirit:	5.9
Friends/Family:	5
Love:	4.3
Finance:	5.2
Take the Rate My Life Quiz

I'm popular.

dsl_babe @ 2005-10-01T15:45:00

2005-10-01T22:46:13Z

IDK if people had heard about this in the pass few weeks but it's about the chaldean man who died and the virgin mary on their lawn bowed her head, it was a staute and it was crying. Well it happened right near us so read this article guys. http://www.macombdaily.com/stories/100105/loc_miracle001.shtml

Pictures for yearbook.

2005-09-22T02:35:54Z

Had to do a project in yearbook of taking pictures, turning 24 in and submitting our best.
I'm no professional photograhper but I think some of these came out GOOD considering we had to use crappy digital cameras =[

WHICH PIC IS YOUR FAV?

Thanks to Sarah's LJ...

2005-09-21T20:46:11Z

Heres the info for mr.hill guys =\

Viewing:
Friday at Bagnasco Tabbi Funeral Home.
25800 Harper. Saint Clair Shores.
From 2 until 9.

Funeral:
Saturday at the Lakeside Assembly of God.
46155 Schoenherr(1/2 a mile north of Hall road)
11:00 am.

ilovemrhill♥

Not again...

2005-09-20T19:02:46Z

RIP Mr. Hill --> http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/wdiv/20050919/lo_wdiv/2944571
This cannot be happening.
First Justin, then Mike and now Mr. Hill.
And on top of that, Lindsey's siter and before that, Nicole.

Mr. Hill was the most amazing person I ever knew.
Just seeing him made my day so much better, I will no longer see his warm smile and peppy attitude in the halls of Chippewa Valley. I'll never forget when I asked him to come to a volleyball game to watch us girls play, and he did. He even took pictures of us and with us =/ I loved Mr. Hill, he will be missed.

dsl_babe @ 2005-09-16T21:17:00

2005-09-17T01:24:02Z

R.I.P. Mike Cole ♥
Suicide doesn't solve problems
Don't know why you did it but
what happened can't be undone
September 16, 2005

On a better note I want to say I have the bestest friends:
Casey, Timbo, Amanda and Sammie.
When I grow up..
I want to be Timothy Phillip-Charles Schmid.

Amanda: Tim's trying to do me right now
Timbo: On your bed..
Timbo: ...with no condom

I have spent everyday for the past week with these fuckers (Amanda/Tim).
Dippin' on dat koolaid and fins to gettin' dat 586, cheaa man.
I got platinum fronts, whatcha kno' bout dat play boy?

P.S. Tim's asshole is tickleish.. Amanda did an experiment.

Everyone's doing it...

2005-09-04T21:51:46Z

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Poison.

2005-08-24T05:51:47Z

Find out hwo many of your favorites drinks you'd have to drink before you died =]
http://www.energyfiend.com/death-by-caffeine/

This is nothing.

2005-08-20T18:55:22Z

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If you wanna be my lover.

2005-08-15T07:26:12Z

Take the quiz: "Which Spice Girl Are You?"

Scary Spice (Mel B)
Youre most like scary spice. youre outgoing, wild, and some people find you intimidating. you like to party hard and no one can tell you wat to do. you live life by your rules and no one elses!

join bitches.

2005-08-07T06:00:33Z

Join this shit if you think you are hooottttt.
http://www.livejournal.com/community/rate_me_rob/

Myspace.

2005-08-06T17:48:59Z

"Ella"
Be a friend, be a fan, but don't be a stalker.

"CLICK THE PICTURE TO VIEW MY PROFILE"

"CLICK THE BUTTON TO ADD ME AS A FRIEND"